🎄 12 + 0 Epic Beers of Christmas

(Because Santa doesn’t count calories, and neither should you.)

Forget the chocolate calendar — this is the grown-up version.
The 12 + 0 Epic Beers of Christmas pack is your festive mixed dozen plus a bonus can of Epic Super Zero to balance out all that December chaos (or to pretend you’re being responsible… your call).

Inside the box you’ll find:

🟦 330ml cans

• Super Zero – extra crisp and outrageously drinkable.

• Lager – clean, classic, and refreshingly unfussy.

• Pale Ale – bright, hoppy, and built for summer afternoons.

• Blue – possibly the tastiest low-carb pale ale out there

• Crush Joose Party – juicy, fruity, and dangerously chuggable.

🟥 440ml cans

• Thunder APA – electric citrus energy.

• Armageddon IPA – the iconic palate-melter.

• Hop Zombie – the undead hop king.

• Freya West Coast IPA – bold, clean, warrior-level bitterness.

• HaziNESS – silky haze meets hop-loaded goodness.

• JIRA – Japanese-inspired rice pilsner with a crisp, refined, dry finish.

• Stone Hammer IPA – big, bold, and forged for maximum impact.

This is the ultimate holiday fridge-stuffer — a full spectrum of styles, strengths, vibes, and chaos. Perfect for gifting, sharing, or quietly working through while hiding from your in-laws.

If you can make it through all 13 cans, congratulations:
You’ve officially earned Boxing Day.